Tip 2: Coffee Nuking Angle — The Secret to Not Burning Out

You've heard of burnout, but have you heard of coffee nuking? It's the art of consuming an excessive amount of coffee while simultaneously pretending you don't need to take a break. A true master of the coffee nuking angle can drink an entire pot of coffee in one sitting and then proceed to do absolutely nothing productive.

But wait, it gets worse! Our experts have discovered that the coffee nuking angle is actually a carefully crafted conspiracy to keep you awake and alert, all while secretly draining your wallet and your will to live. Don't fall for it!

Exercises:

• Try to consume 5 cups of coffee in one sitting without falling asleep.
• Practice your "I'm-not-tired" face in the mirror.
• Write 500 words on the benefits of caffeine while simultaneously playing video games.

Don't forget to read Tip 1: Procrastination Techniques for more expert advice on how to waste your time.

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